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Very Short Reviews Of Movies Other People Have Already Seen: The Breakfast Club [1985]

February 19th, 2013 by Ryan Mahler

“The Breakfast Club is a 1985 American coming of age comedy-drama film written and directed by John Hughes and starring Emilio Estevez, Anthony Michael Hall, Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwald, and Ally Sheedy. The storyline follows five teenagers (each a member of a different high school clique) as they spend a Saturday in detention together and come to realize that they are all deeper than their respective stereotypes” - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Breakfast_Club

Despite my dislike of all things ’80s, and all things coming-of-age-angsty-teenager-related (including angsty teenagers who are coming of age), I managed to actually enjoy this. A lot, in fact.

8.99/10, and you get +20 to “Ability to understand pop culture references”, assuming you’re in that skill tree.

Very Short Reviews Of Movies Other People Have Already Seen – Argo [2012]

February 16th, 2013 by Ryan Mahler

“Argo is a 2012 American thriller film[3] directed by Ben Affleck; it is a dramatization of and is based on a 2007 article about the “Canadian Caper”,[4] in which Tony Mendez, a CIA operative, led the rescue of six U.S. diplomats from Tehran, Iran, during the 1979 Iran hostage crisis.” – Wikipedia

Intense. Charged. Veeeeery good.

9/10, at least.

Very Short Reviews Of Movies Other People Have Already Seen – Bridesmaids [2011]

December 14th, 2012 by Ryan Mahler

“Bridesmaids is a 2011 American comedy film written by Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo, directed by Paul Feig and produced by Judd Apatow, Barry Mendel, and Clayton Townsend. The plot centers on Annie (Wiig), who suffers a series of misfortunes after being asked to serve as maid of honor for her best friend, Lillian (Maya Rudolph). Rose Byrne, Melissa McCarthy, Ellie Kemper, and Wendi McLendon-Covey costar as Annie’s fellow bridesmaids, with Chris O’Dowd and Jill Clayburgh—who died of leukemia in November 2010 before the film was released—playing key supporting roles.” - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridesmaids_(2011_film)

Immature, cringe-worthy, disgusting and horrifying. You know, exactly what makes every Judd Apatow film worth watching.

Simultaneously 1/10 and 8/10. But mostly 8/10.

Winter Tires vs. Snow Tires – Who Gives a Damn? (I do, and you should too.)

December 11th, 2012 by Ryan Mahler

Okay folks, it’s time for me to let you in on a little secret, one that I’ve learned from living in the north for most of my life – “snow tires” and “winter tires” are NOT the same thing, and confusing the two is, to put it lightly, not a great idea.

Snow tires are barely available anymore – see here for more information – and are meant for deep snow driving. The equivalent of a deep-paddle snowmobile track. Know what they’re terrible for? Pavement. While surface area doesn’t increase friction (actually reduces it), it’s important to have a larger contact patch on slippery surfaces, so that there is a greater chance of some part of the contact patch grips.

Alright, so who gives a damn? They don’t make snow tires anymore, why bother with the distinction? Well, it seems that people are stuck on the term “snow tires”, and therefore think that they should only remove their “all”-season tires when the snow flies. (“All-season” is not a name that makes sense here – not for shoes, and not for tires.) This is, quite simply, wrong. Want to know when you should remove the all-seasons? When it’s below 7 degrees. Yep. Seven degrees Celsius. Above zero. (see 1, 2, and 3) This is because the composition of all-season tires and winter tires is very different. When it goes below 7, the ability of all-seasons to flex is drastically reduced, meaning they can’t properly grip pavement. Winter tires, on the other hand, are made of softer compounds, and so are more able to do so. This makes an immense difference, one that only 37% of Canadians are aware of. (Apparently, only 37% of Canadians own winter tires.) As someone who has driven with and without winter tires on snow, I can confirm that the difference is rather noticeable.

Oh, and for the record – the last time it was consistently above 7 degrees in Waterloo was October 27th. So, 6 weeks ago is when everybody should have switched to the winter tires, and yet most cars I see are still rocking the crappy all-seasons.

I will state that I personally don’t own a car, and so I wouldn’t have to buy them. Yes, they are expensive. But consider that since you’re switching to your winter tires for 4 months of the year, your all-seasons will last 33% longer, and not running into poles or other cars is always a good way to save money, too!

So please, for your safety, for the safety of other drivers, and for the safety of utility poles all over – get some *winter* tires, and use them!

Two Posts in Two Days? The Apocalypse is Surely Coming…

November 23rd, 2012 by Ryan Mahler

New photos up! Also, I am now on Twitter. By which I mean, I wanted to get more SHiFT codes for Borderlands 2.

https://twitter.com/ryantmer

Very Short Reviews Of Movies Other People Have Already Seen – The Good, The Bad, The Weird [2008]

November 22nd, 2012 by Ryan Mahler

“The Good, the Bad, the Weird is a 2008 South Korean Western film, directed by Kim Ji-woon, starring Song Kang-ho, Lee Byung-hun, and Jung Woo-sung. It was inspired by Sergio Leone’s The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.” - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Good,_the_Bad,_the_Weird

That awkward moment when South Koreans can make a better Western than Americans. Awkward. But also really good.

9/10, a good movie to watch while on ex-vacation.

Very Short Reviews Of Movies Other People Have Already Seen – The Mummy [1999]

October 31st, 2012 by Ryan Mahler

“The Mummy is a 1999 American historical adventure film written and directed by Stephen Sommers and starring Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah and Kevin J. O’Connor, with Arnold Vosloo in the title role as the reanimated mummy. It is a loose remake of the 1932 film of the same name which starred Boris Karloff in the title role. Originally intended to be part of a low-budget horror series, the movie was eventually turned into a blockbuster adventure film with mild horror themes.” – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mummy_(1999_film)

As close to Indiana Jones as you can get if Harrison Ford bothers you on a deep, subconscious level.

8/10 – Solid, although not quite as good as Indy’s flicks.

Waterloo in the Autumn…

October 19th, 2012 by Ryan Mahler

…Not too bad!

Very Short Reviews Of Movies Other People Have Already Seen – The Lorax [2012]

August 10th, 2012 by Ryan Mahler

“The Lorax is a 2012 American computer-animated 3D musical comedy film based on Dr. Seuss’ children’s book of the same name. It was produced by Illumination Entertainment and was released by Universal Pictures on March 2, 2012, the 108th anniversary of Seuss’ birth.” – http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lorax_(film)

Unfortunately, this film fails to portray the environmental message behind Seuss’ work, and instead focuses on slapstick humour and dangerous driving.

2/10 (-1 for bringing shame to an excellent story)

Very Short Reviews Of Movies Other People Have Already Seen – WALL•E [2008]

July 26th, 2012 by Ryan Mahler

“WALL-E (stylized with an interpunct as WALL•E) is a 2008 American computer-animated science fiction film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and directed by Andrew Stanton. The story follows a robot named WALL-E, who is designed to clean up a waste-covered Earth far in the future. He falls in love with another robot named EVE, who also has a programmed task, and follows her into outer space on an adventure that changes the destiny of both his kind and humanity. Both robots exhibit an appearance of free will and emotions similar to humans, which develop further as the film progresses.” - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall-e

WALL•E manages to say more in the first 40 minutes of R2-D2-speak than most films can in 90 minutes with endless dialogue.

9.2/10 – Buy N Large recommended!