Billy: “I see you drivin’ Round town with the girl I love and I’m like: ‘Haiku’ “
me: I do not think that You’re a very good writer. Also, that’s not yours :P
Billy: Hence the quotation marks, twatface. You used a haiku To send me that last message Just realized! Derp.
me: Your quotation marks Were not to show quotation Your grammer just sucks.
Billy: I’ll have sex with your Mother. Syllable. Syllable Syllable. Fuckface.
me: You completely missed My bad spelling mistake Your spelling sucks too.
Also I should note That it is five-seven-five Lurn2Haiku, bitch
me: Don’t you frowny face This is basic high school shit- Important for life!
Billy: :(:(:(:(:( :(:(:(:(:(:(:( :(:(:(:( Shit. five-seven-four
me: You are just the worst Help me, I’m stuck in haiku! This doesn’t feel good…
Billy: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER HAHAHAHAHA NEED MOAR SYLLABLES
me: I was going to C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER But this was too good.
Billy: I’m bad at haikus. Don’t want become better I fear I am, though.
me: Four six and a four Don’t make no fuckin’ haiku Count your syllables!
Billy: That was five,sev,five! Are you counting from zero? Computer science!
me: “Don’t” == 1 “Want” == 1 “Become” == 2 “Better” == 2 1+1+2+2 = 6
Billy: I forgot to say A single word, ‘to’. Dammit! That middle line is fail.
me: You are full of fail So your haikus are as well Which is no surprise…
Billy: Could you do me favor? I need to test video for conference sys.
Skype me in five min? Would be appreciated. Please and thank you, sir!
me: I am going home In about 5 or 10, so Can we wait a bit?
Billy: Yay! TYVM. May many women touch you! Or men, if you choose.
Billy: Ready for Skype yet? Would you like to continue To speak in haiku?
me: On my way home now So give me about 10 minutes Then I will be good.
Billy: Aight Aight Aight Aight Aight Aight Aight Aight Aight Aight Aight Aight Aight Aight Aight Aight Aight
Billy: This is not structured As though it were a haiku. Four syllables.